Daily Show sums it up...again

The Daily Show is perfect in so many ways. Just check out this clip of their recap of the mother fucker terrorist assholes. I better stop there, don't want to give it away.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Mumbai Tragedy

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

Tis the Season!!

I am ready for another winter after watching this. So much powder in this clip... I love the music too. I find snowboarding to be incredibly relaxing and the music fits in nicely.


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I have also discovered that blogging is much easier when you simply find videos that you like and re-post them on your own blog. Maybe I will actually write up something in the next couple days...then again, maybe not. PEACE!!

10-0! What a game!

Utah vs. TCU on Nov. 6, 2008 was one of the best football games I have ever witnessed. Part of that is definitely because the final result was in my favor. TCU is seriously good. TCU went on 10-0 in the first, but Utah cut the lead to 10-6 at the half. Definitely a defensive struggle between two awesome defenses. Both teams made a lot of big plays. But in the end it was the Utah offense making the plays. Below is an edited version of "The Drive" to win the game. Kind of choppy, but still gave me the chills. GO UTES!!!




P.S. - I like the black uni's, but I like seeing the crowd in Red. Seems more overpowering. At least on TV the crowd seemed to almost blend into the sky. But the crowd was awesome and definitely had an impact on the game. TCU had several false starts on offense that the crowd definitely had a part in.

Raiders SUCK!

Actually I should say that it is Al Davis that sucks. The guy has been top asshole in the NFL for decades. He makes Jerry Jones of the Cowboys seem like a nice guy. How is that old fuck Al Davis still alive. I feel bad for all Raiders fans (kind of). I would have jumped ship on this team years ago. Al Davis consistently takes steps backwards in the progress of the Raiders. They will never be successful with him making decisions. Every year they have one of the top picks of the draft. And none of these players seem to really be successful. Playing for the Raiders is an absolute career killer. Maybe it is because that old fuck of an owner cannot keep a coach for more than 2 seasons. In case you didn't know, Al fired another coach this week, Lane Kiffin, after just over 1 season as the head coach. Kiffin actually seemed to be a good coach and the Raiders seemed to be making a little progress. From all the reports, the players on the Raiders really liked their coach. I think they should all just call it a season. I hope they get their asses handed to them every week. And I hope that old piece of shit has to sit there in his wheel chair and watches it happen. (I am not sure he is in a wheel chair, but he looks more frail than Mr. Burns from the Simpsons)

Letterman vs McCain - The video

Well that didn't take long to find. Here is a long version of what happened. Worth every second of it. One thing that I like is Dave shows sincere respect for what McCain has done for our country, and he is truly mad that he skipped town, but I don't blame him when McCain is really on a different show at the same network. You know, McCain is old, maybe he was just wondering???

Letterman Owns McCain

I would like to see this actual clip. But this is a quote from Letterman concerning John McCain canceling an appearance on his show. If anyone has the actual clip, please email it to me.

David Letterman tells audience that McCain called him today to tell him he had to rush back to DC to deal with the economy.

Then in the middle of the taping Dave got word that McCain was, in fact just down the street being interviewed by Katie Couric. Dave even cut over to the live video of the interview, and said, "Hey Senator, can I give you a ride home?"

Earlier in the show, Dave kept saying, "You don't suspend your campaign. This doesn't smell right. This isn't the way a tested hero behaves." And he joked: "I think someone's putting something in his Metamucil."

"He can't run the campaign because the economy is cratering? Fine, put in your second-string quarterback, Sarah Palin. Where is she?"

"What are you going to do if you're elected and things get tough? Suspend being president? We've got a guy like that now!"

The Hilo Hellian

Aaron is like a brother to me. I was not able to make it to the actual fight, and to be honest I don't know how I will be able to handle seeing him get hit. But this is his first fight. He does awesome and walks out without a scratch. He has been training for years and I think that is quite apparent. Aaron has been a significant influence in my life. He is respectful to every person. He is so talented in so many ways, but you would never know it by talking to him as he may be the most humble person I know. At least that is not an Okura. I have met almost his entire family and they are just as amazing as he is.

My RATM post

I love Rage Against the Machine, always have. This year they protested at both the Democratic National Convention as well as the Republican. They did it at the last presidential elections as well. These are free concerts that the band puts on. RATM lead singer, Zach de la Rocha actually led a march in Denver this year protesting the war in Iraq. The band split up for a few years while Zach was in Mexico working with politicians there trying to improve their country. He is very active in human rights, he doesn't just sing songs about it. Well the band reunited for the elections this year. I have been missing them over the last 8 years (there last show before the long break was the 2000 DNC), there has been a lot going on that they can sing about.

They have a rough sounding name and their songs are rough, but really they are for the equal treatment of all people. This year at the RNC the power was cut to their stage. So instead of fighting or disappearing they just went acapella.


Here are some of my other favorites from them.

Fake News??

I love it when the fake news is actually right. I found this clip to be rather humorous. Nicely done The Onion, nicely done.

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Disastrous Presidency

Toy?? Ride??? I ain't going on it!

I am not sure what the hell this is. It was at a little carnival I was walking by the other day...I don't think I want my kid climbing on there.

New to the Top 5

We all have our top 5 people that we would love to "do" list. Well I just added someone new to my top 5. Lara Logan. First I must say that I had noticed probably a year, if not longer ago. She seems to be a damn good reporter and is seriously brave in the war reporting that she does. But it did not occur to me that she was top 5 type of material, and I have no idea why not. But that all changed one day when my good friend Goomba added a reporter to her top 5. Then I realized that she is a perfect for my top 5, if not the top 1 (It will be tough to knock Natalie Portman off the top spot). I thought about writing this a little while ago, but I could not find any footage of her that was not incredibly depressing (because of all the death and war). Finally, just like Goomba's, the Daily Show came to the rescue. Is there anything the Daily Show can't do?

I'm a terrorist

This clip is so retarded. How is Faux News still aloud to have "news" in their title. They really are analyzing a fist bump. They even say a "Terrorist fist jab".... guess me and a bunch of 6 year olds on a baseball team are terrorist. Kids are so crazy with their communication styles. There are so many retarded things about this clip. I asked G-Dub to suck off a goat to show his appreciation of the effort of our troops and he did it! What a trooper!

Greatest Coach Ever

Coach Jules is the greatest coach in history. And I am not just talking about in hockey, I am talking about all sports. Suck it Lombardi

Voltron Got Served!

You all know how I love the "You got Served" genre of movies. Something you may not know is that I also love Voltron. I think I found heaven.

Yummy Farts???

This is a conversation I had with a buddy at work via instant messenger. There was no prior conversation. The first message that popped up on my screen is the first one you see below. It was to perfect of a conversation not to share with everyone in the world.

Gibson, Sean says:

I just farted and it smelled like an egg mcmuffin...

Tittle, Christopher L says:

excellent

Gibson, Sean C Civ USAF AFMC 416 SCMS/GUMAA says:

it kinda made me hungry

Tittle, Christopher L says:

that is disgusting. I think you have just set a precedence on that. Farts generally don't make people hungry

Gibson, Sean C says:

haha... well if you farted egg mcmuffins you might get hungry too

Tittle, Christopher L says:

you have a good point. come let your next one rip over here and see if the girls start craving an egg mcmuffin

Gibson, Sean C Civ says:

haha... i some how doubt that will fly with them. Maybe with Hutzilla (that is what we call my lead who also has a gas problem)

Tittle, Christopher L says:

probably. chances are it smelled like ass and you are just craving an egg mcmuffin, but that is just a guess

Gibson, Sean C says:

negative... i wasnt really hungry till i farted.

Tittle, Christopher L says:

wow. amazing

Tittle, Christopher L says:

that is a gift my friend

Gibson, Sean C says:

i should try to get mcdonalds to hire me and go around farting in crowded areas

Tittle, Christopher L says:

you do it anyway, might as well get paid for it

Gibson, Sean C says:

good point

Hope you enjoyed that! I am sure the people around Sean did not did not enjoy his fart as much as he did. Good times!

Must Go- Idaho Edition (mostly)

Idaho- Expect for Boise, Idaho fucking sucks. I was up there for a three weeks for a work trip to Mtn. Home Air Force Base. Every where I have stopped in Idaho is either windy as hell, or smells like cow shit, usually both. Boise is pretty cool though. They have bikini mechanical bull riding at one bar and all you can drink for $9 dollars at another. They also recycle like it is the law. Props to Boise for making the most of their situation.

MPH Check- Have you seen these signs on the side of the road that inform you that if you are so fucking bored driving through Suicidaho that testing the accuracy on your speedometer will help pass 45 excruciating seconds. These are ridiculous. There is no good that can come out of this stupid test. “HAAZAAH! My speedometer is perfect, finally I can get some sleep.” Or “Fuck me, I am driving through Idaho and now my speedometer is off, just kill me now.” I guess one positive is that if you are driving in Idaho and you have a stop watch handy it is a strong sign that your life has taken a turn for the worst and it is time to start re-evaluating your goals.

Hunting- I have noticed that people up here in Idaho like to kill things. Maybe that is the only way to keep form killing others or possibly them self. But there are these tiny little squirrel looking things that people apparently love to shoot. They are like wild hamsters. I don't see the point in killing all these animals. But that is just how I have always been when it comes to killing things (except drifters). One kid up here was disappointed because he didn't get his permit to kill a moose. Why in the hell would you want to kill a moose. Doesn't make much sense to me. It is not like there is a Moose infestation, I just cannot imagine killing one for sport.

Dogs- I don't care if you live in the middle of nowhere or Idaho, if you have dogs keep them off the damn road, and by road I mean highway. Nothing like cruising at 65 and slamming on your brakes because there is a dog in the road. I would not have a problem with this if it had happened once, but it has happened like 4 times. Put your stupid dogs away, especially at night. It is hard to see them and I don't want the guilt of hitting a dog with my car. By the way, I do like dogs, I just don't like hitting them with my car!

Me- From Idaho. I am home now, see I comply with the must go list.

Shopping Carts- This one is over due and is universal. People, for the love of holy deities start putting your shopping carts in the designated cart return spot. Stores dedicate a prime parking spot as a cart return for a reason. Stop being so damn lazy and just leaving the cart in the little gap in between your car and the other cars surrounding yours. Last time I checked nobody enjoys scratches and dents on their car. So quit being so lazy and walk it over to the cart return so it will not go rolling into someones parked car. Please?

Locking Doors- Locking doors actually needs to stay and actually increase. While in Idaho I was at a small eating establishment (it was a bar) and I needed to go to the little boys room. This is a one person at a time restroom. I go and open the door, sure enough there is some redneck in there taking a piss. Hey asshole, I am not in the mood for a public pissing contest, lock the fucking door. The same situation happened to me at a nice sushi restaurant in Salt Lake. Classy place. I go to use the restroom and sure enough, there is some jackass (you know who you are!) in there with his junk in his hand. We are trying to have a society here, so if a bathroom is made for one person and you are in public, LOCK THE DOOR!

Flight Line

Last week I got to go out to the flight line and help get the jets ready for take off. And by help, I actually mean hang out with the crew chief while he points to things while I freeze my ass off and try to avoid getting knocked over by the 45 mph wind. It was pretty fun, but I had to wake up at 5 am to get out there and it really was cold. All said and done, it was an incredible experience that not many people get, at least not without being in the military.

This is the crew chief I spent half the day with. He is out of the AF in two weeks and also hates Mtn Home.

The guy of tho far right was under a jet and a gust of wind knocked him off balance. He ended up cutting his head open on the jet and had to go get stitches. Fucking wind was out of control.


Here is a video of "my" jet getting ready to go to the runway just before take off



Here is the take off.

Peace???

I have been at a tiny Air Force Base for about 10 (long) days. I have got to see and do some really cool stuff that usually only Military people get to do. No, I was not able to drop any bunker busters (yet, I still have 10 more days. I actually have a lot of internal struggles with all this military and war and death stuff, but I do understand the the importance of our Military and our Air Force. Anyway, that is not what this is about. I was in one of the hangers that had a bunch of munitions (training munitions). Below is the picture that I found quite ironic, maybe it is just a coincidence...who knows.

I have also seen a bumper sticker that reads "Peace the Old Fashioned Way" and the peace sign is actually a Bomb Dropping jet...pretty fucked up. Get more "Peace" stuff here

"WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH"

Burnt out

I love (and hate) politics. I have been following politics rather closely over the last 8 years. In fact, if I could go back to school I would probably major in political science. For some reason though I am completely burned out. I think it has just been the overwhelming amount of coverage on this upcoming election, and understandably so. This is one of the most unique and fascinating and important elections in the history of our country. I am not sure what happened, but I am just spent. Maybe it is the news networks who focus on so much B.S., they are relentless, one show after another covering the same topics. (I don't include Fox news though. They stay on the same topics, but it is definitely not news) I think it is that combined with our current "President," his administration, and thier complete lack of interest in the rest of the world.



So I am taking a little bit of a break. I am not watching every political video I see online; I am not watching Countdown every night. I am not following the Democratic race quite as closely for the time being. This is my goal, I am taking a break from politics until the general election. Hopefully by then I can be re-enthused about our politics and I will be able to follow the election that is so important in all of our lives. It truly is a unique and wonderful election (except for the Republicans, they seem to be sticking with the same Old White Guy as their representation) and I am just really looking forward to January 20, 2009.

Capt. Pure Awesomeness

Captain Pure Awesomeness is my call sign, at least that is what they told me it would be if I happened to be a pilot. I should clarify one thing, by "they" I mean "me." Anyway, my time at Mtn. Home AFB is dragging along. Fortunately, my training has been interesting and I have got to do and see some pretty neat stuff. This does not include the town of Mtn. Home, rabbit shit is more interesting than the actual town. Anyway, here are some pictures of me exploring some F15's and acting like a bad ass (or douche bag).

F-15

Puff Puff Pass...lousy wingman

My hand is stuck, leave me the fuck alone

(just in case the feds come a knockin')